Stand Up? Lie Down.

From tipster #9:

Which (no longer?) bearded player of a certain pistachio colored team got a little too happy at the Viceroy Friday night and slept right through a (hysterical) comedic performance by his captain? Good thing no one stuck his hand into a warm bucket of water, because that, would've been pure comedy.

Ex Greenorrhea Spotted @ Sports Harbor

Rico Cook, aka "Jason" was spotted back in LA last night, reading the "BeachView" local crap rag, and eating the nefarious "krispies" that have plagued the team for the last few days. Reports are that he was fucked out of his mind last night, but the effects wore off this morning. Despite efforts, no motorboating was performed by any of the Greenorrhea women.

A Greeting From Last Night

Karaoke DJ, or STRIPPER POLE??

Spotted last night at the Red Garter...one of the two Karaoke DJs (the sicklier one) was getting a lap dance from a former "whistle blower". Several people were said to have been made physically ill. Also spotted: Lisa Krupp in a hat!

Big Green F'd on Pointy Green?

From anonymous tipster #7:

i heard that everyone on greenorrhea was totally fucked up last night. i mean, i heard brian couldn't even manage rearranging the lineup when christina left suddenly and marc barely knew where his house was after the game. such a mess.

WE REPORT...YOU DECIDE. Since most of you were there. The editor can vouch fro the above statement.

Pickin' Fights!

Spotted last night: A Greenorrhea member with a beard, starting fights with orange ape-men. Hint....it wasn't Jay. That's all the beards we have right? At least made of hair! HIYOOOO!

GMZ IS UP!

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